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Did
God Create Autoloading Shotguns So They Could Jam?
My
Remchester jams. My Benelli jams. My Berettas jam, in fact they jam with
five hundred years of passion for jamming. My A-5's jam, my Xtrema extremely
jams, my 1100 was named as that is the average number of jams the owner
can expect. There's more jam in autoloaders than you can find at the Strawberry
Festival. Every thing I touch jams. Now, I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
You
wouldn't think that the Almighty has anything directly to do with autoloaders
jamming, but apparently some folks must. His name is regularly, loudly
invoked when autoloaders jam. If you believe part of what you hear, proper
jamming is an important design criteria of the autoloading shotgun. No
autoloader, properly designed, should function without jamming. We tend
to be far too slothful, lazy, and clumsy to be able to learn how to pump.
So, autoloaders are a very good option, as now we can blame jamming on
something else. Should we?
Party
of the problem resides with good old Fred. Fred likes to tell his buddies
that his autoloader has never jammed in fifty years. It never jams. What is more remarkable is that it has never been cleaned. Fred
just scrapes away enough mud and rust every one in a while to be able
to load the poor thing. Of course, as some of Fred's friends like to point
out, Fred's gun, far from never jamming in fifty years, was a horrific
jam-o-matic just last week. “Didn't count,” says Fred.
“That wasn't a jam, that was just bad ammo.” Fred,
like a lot of shooters, has a highly selective memory. It all depends
on what the meaning of the word “is” is.
Some
of it goes back the favorite saying of my old friend Bob Vondersaar, “We
have to be smarter than the thing we are operating.” Sometimes,
we aren't. It doesn't help a great deal when we claim to know a lot about
shotguns. Lots of people claim to know a lot of things about shotguns,
of course. “This new gun jams, darn it! It jams and jams. I've
been around shotguns all my life, I really know shotguns. Darn thing jams,
I think I'll sue!” We've all heard that type of babble before.
When the question comes up how anyone that claims to be so very intimately
familiar with autoloading shotguns could possibly buy a shotgun that jams,
the answer is more often the sound of one hand clapping accompanied by
a deer in the headlight expression. I guess not everyone knows quite as
much about shotguns as they like to say?
Part
of the problem is the ad-brags of manufacturers, of course. Though no
one with more brains than an amoeba would believe that ad-copy is completely genuine, ads do get blamed for our own ignorance. You really don't have
to be excessively blessed in the common-sense department to understand
that everything that “tastes great” is not less filling and
there is no such thing as “the most reliable or dependable”
autoloader. The simple reason for this is that all autoloaders rely on
the performance of a shotshell to function. A pump shotgun doesn't, so
no autoloader can be truly as reliable as a slide-action.
Few
manufacturers are guilty of complete, unvarnished truth in advertising.
But we don't have to have more than a third-grade education to understand
this. There are plenty of examples, but I'll use Beretta-- hardly unknown
in shotgun land. Let's take a look at what the current Beretta brochure
says about their Urika 391: “THE BERETTA GAS SYSTEM IS TWICE AS
FAST AS ANY OTHER OPERATING SYSTEM.” Let's check out what Beretta
says about their Xtrema II with a completely different gas action from
the Urika: “fastest cycling, softest shooting 12GA in the world!”
Alright, how about the Beretta A400 Unico: “The Xplor Unico, thanks
to the new Beretta functioning system, is the fastest shotgun in the world.”
What
does Benelli, a Beretta company, say about their Super Black Eagle II?
“The Super Black Eagle II is the quickest shooting and most reliable
shotgun ever.” How about the Benelli Vinci? “Benelli
presents the fastest-shooting, softest-kicking, most reliable lightweight
12-gauge shotgun in the world.” How about the Benelli SuperSport
and Sport II? “These two Benelli shotguns are truly “speed
guns.” The SuperSport’s ComforTech™ recoil-dampening system
allows the shooter to recover for the critical second shot up to 69% faster
than with other comparable shotguns!” Let's not ignore the Browning
Maxus, for Browning says it is “The Most Reliable, Softest Shooting
Autoloader Ever!” If you put your faith in advertising, most
all autoloading shotguns are reliable and fast. More often then not, the
advertising is reliably half-fast.
The
notion of reliability and dependability is apparently hard to calculate.
So, I'm including this handy flow chart that most professional firearms
marketing departments regularly consult. So how easy it all is?
After
all this, you might be getting the idea that I have an aversion to autoloading
shotguns? Nothing could be further from the truth, autoloaders are my
favorite and most-used shotguns. They are a lot more fun than any other
action type as far as I'm concerned. But what can we do to avoid disappointment?
There are quite a few things, actually.
When
all else fails, read the manual. Yes, it is hardly a spy novel, but we
really should become familiar with the operation of a shotgun before we
so much as use it. We can also get a good idea of how an individual shotgun
works long before we buy it, just by going through the manual. If we bothered
to read manuals, we would be more inclined to choose shotguns better suited
to our type of use. We wouldn't be so silly as to buy an A-5 Mag with
the intent of shooting cheap target loads-- that is the opposite of what
an A-5 Mag was designed for. Sure, we can have at it with home gunsmithing
attempts and can try to make it do things it was never designed for, some
with “results” and some resulting in destroying a perfectly
good shotgun. It is hardly the manufacturers fault when we ignore the
design parameters of a shotgun just because we feel like it.
If
we haven't learned how to clean and lube an autoloading shotgun, we should.
Firearms are generally not shipped with shooting lubricants, they are
shipped with oils or grease designed to protect the gun in the box before
it is ever used. The reason is also pretty simple-- no one likes rusty
guns out of the box, so manufacturers use protectants, not lubes, when
they box up a gun. Time to remove gummy protectants before we start our
quest for reliability. Clean and dry is the way to start in most cases,
using appropriate lubes only where indicated. This means the type of gun
lubrication that does not cake, build up, or sludge up. Montana Extreme
Gun Oil is a very good one, as is the old standby Breakfree CLP. Any metal
on metal part needs a light film of oil that does not build-up, sludge
up, dry out, or harden to be at its best.
We
also have to do what many manufacturers state in their manuals: use shotshells
with enough payload and velocity to properly work the action. Just common
sense. That means the marketing gimmick of “managed recoil loads”
for autoloaders can be a waste of time. You knew that, though, didn't
you?
And
what of reloads? Yes, I reload, but I've never shot your reloads
and no manufacturer has developed their shotguns with my reloads, or with
yours. Small wonder that once you reload, it is our job to produce consistent,
appropriate shells and the responsibility of no one else. There are enough
reloads in common use around here that don't look much like shotshells
at all. You can mash them into the holes of an O/U and they will likely
go bang, but we need something a wee bit better than that if we want autoloader
reliability.
Regardless
of ad-copy or preconceived notions, autoloading shotguns require breaking-in,
or “shooting in.” There is a natural, normal burnishing of parts
that work in conjunction with each other that happens only as the shotgun
is used. Breechblocks and other reciprocating parts can only lose some
of their individuality when they are cycles with their mating parts. For
a shotgun not to improve with use normally means excessive slop and play
in the original action array. Rails on Benelli shotguns get a bit smoother,
receiver raceways on A-5s do as well. So do gas-action arrays. Just as
rings and valves on automobiles wear in, it is not realistic to think
that autoloading shotgun parts do not also wear in during use. They do.
There
is no such thing as the most reliable autoloader, much less the “world's
most reliable autoloader.” If we wouldn't keep asking such a ridiculous
question, than perhaps most of the top shotgun companies would not have
to scream lies about their products so loudly to keep us happy. Who do
we think wants an unreliable, undependable shotgun, anyway?
There
hasn't been an autoloading shotgun made that is any more reliable than
a Browning A-5, properly maintained, used with appropriate ammunition.
It hasn't happened yet and it never will for the simple reason that a
properly maintained A-5 with appropriate ammunition is perfectly, completely
reliable.
So,
to get an honest answer in our quest for reliability we really should
ask an honest question in the first place. We often do not mean “reliability,”
we mean actually reliability with a gun we don't clean or maintain, the
cheapest promo ammo we can find, or with junky reloads. We also might
mean “reliability” with ammunition the gun isn't designed to
work with in the first place. It is an odd concept, we wouldn't expect
an automobile to be reliable with vodka in the gas tank or with twenty
year old motor oil, but we sometimes expect firearms to somehow do better--
except that some of the oil inside out actions may be quite a bit older
than twenty years.
If
we take an autoloader that the manufacturer states needs 1-1/8 oz. 1200
fps loads to function and it does not function with 1 oz. or 7/8 oz. loads,
that is not at all a reliability or dependability issue. That is our issue,
not the gun's issue. But Barney says his individual gun cycles with 3/4
oz. loads! Well, good for Barney but we can't prove a negative nor can
we account the individuality of mass-produced firearms. Barney doesn't
warranty guns or repair them. I've never seen Barney's gun, much less
shot it. No one has. We are more interested in our gun, our loads, our
ambient conditions.
So,
what can we do? Well, there are some pretty obvious things. Avoid new
models of autoloading shotguns, for starters. Yes, that may sound like
a bit of bummer as now we can also set aside all the ad-brags and hyperbole
that goes along with it. We won't be the first on our block, we won't
get the owners club belt buckle or coffee mug, and we won't be able to
able to brag about the new box the first year it came out. Yes, it is
a bit of a bummer in the excitement department, but there is a reason
to look at autoloading shotguns this way. There has never been a single
autoloader manufactured that I know of that has not been improved after
the first couple of years. Sometimes the "improvement" has been
discontinuing its manufacture, often one of the best improvements possible
as it was with the Remington 105 CTi and apparently is once again.
Not
the A-5, not the Super-X Model One, not the Browning Gold, not the Beretta
391, not a single major model has been impervious to improvement. We seems
to have short memories in that department, of course, and prefer to remain
oblivious to the bad recoil buffers on the 391, the running production
changes on the Gold gas piston, the Stage III trigger of the SX Model
One, the horrific triggers on the original Super Black Eagle, and so forth.
I'm not even mentioning all the other attempts heralded as “technological
advances” than have shown themselves be horrific designs in short
order. I know I sound like a real spoil-sport, but if reliability is the
important thing than we can up our chances by waiting for the second or
third year of production. Sometimes, we have to remind ourselves that
the new models of just a few years ago that turned out to be real failboats
were also introduced as having been breakthroughs, precise machining,
zillions of rounds in torture testing, and so forth. This type of new
product introduction is just formula, the same formula we have seen for
the last fifty years.
Reliability
is one thing. Reliability with inappropriate ammunition, reliability with
a poorly maintained shotgun or crummy ammunition is quite another. Sometimes,
we find it all too convenient to mingle the two. It is all part of the
fascinating human condition. Recoil operated shotguns are, by nature,
more reliable than gas guns when cleaning of carbon residue is ignored
as there is no gas system that collects and disperses it. Recoil operated
guns are not as forgiving with poor stock welds or “shooting from
the hip” as their function is contingent on having something somewhat
solid to push against. Gas guns, rather than relying on momentum dynamics
and springs alone to function, are better equipped to handle wider varieties
of loads by being able to bleed off excess gas. They are more reliable
with poor or non-existent gun mounts, as they often need no gun mount
at all to function. They all need more cleaning and maintenance which
isn't a bad thing if you know how to clean a shotgun. Only when shotshell
propellants become particle and residue free can we expect that to fully
change.
This
inspires a variation of an old story. Our nimrod, devoutly religious hunter
found himself deep in the swamp, with alligators surrounding him. There
were also assorted poisonous snakes and rumor has it a directionally challenged
grizzly bear was in the area as well. Armed only with his autoloading
shotgun, our adventurer fired off a shot at the gator who had just made
a snack out of his little dog. His autoloader jammed. “God, please
help me,” the man prayed. The growl of the grizzly grew closer.
An
owners manual fell from a nearby tree. Our hunter decided not to read
it, for he believed with great certainty that God would protect him. Rain
started falling and the alligators grew thicker. An air boat, piloted
by Beretta Customer service buzzed by, with the yell “Can we help
you?” The man ignored the air boat, saying, “No thanks--
God will protect me!”
The
skies grew dark; night was approaching. A helicopter appeared overhead.
Thinking that he was suffering from panic-induced dementia, he saw the
face of John Moses Browning poke out of the helicopter. “I'm John
Browning, I invented autoloading shotguns, can I help?” the ghost
asked. Steadfast in his belief that his prayers would be answered and
his shotgun would soon function, our shotgunning explorer ignored the
wispy image of Mr. Browning. The chopper flew away, back into the misty
mist of the dusky dusk.
Things
changed in a hurry. Nightfall came and the man was quickly dismembered
by alligators. Various body parts would later be discovered in the bellies
of nearby feral hogs. After his nasty death, the man arrived at the pearly
gates demanding to know why God had ignored his prayers. The Lord replied,
“Well, I just sent you an owners manual, Beretta Customer Service,
and John Browning.”
And
so it goes, one less plate for supper. Our tyro hunter was of course a
remarkably stupid individual. Anyone knows that a random sighting of Beretta
Customer Service could only be due to Divine Intervention.
Copyright
2010 by Randy Wakeman. All Rights Reserved.
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